Alliance Krazy Klown

Coulrophobia, or in laymen's term, a completely rational fear of clowns. It's an extremely common condition usually initiated by a childhood spent near carnivals, hobo encampments, or fast food restaurants. Whatever the cause there is no known cure. Some will tell you that clowns are merely actors with face-paint. Wrong. All clowns are evil demonic demons and desire nothing more than to eat you alive - you know, for fun. Those aren't idle ramblings of the Iconic mind, those are facts.