Monday, September 14, 2009
After being denied attendance to the Mercedes Benz fashion week runway show, The Cretin began scheming again. “Just because I slurped a model with my tongue and poked another with my horns doesn’t mean they have to completely ban me” he mused out loud, “I'll show them what real fashion is.” In true Cretin style, a pneumatic cannon was secured and ammunition requisitioned. Taking to the streets of his home turf, The Cretin went out in search of the beautiful people. 20 minutes and 3 tall boys later, the results are self-evident and have been recorded for posterity. Welcome to Icon fashion week.