Hello fellow ICON friends. I feel most deserving of your golden luminescent items of HANDware that appear to have fallen from two wheel heaven, because ever since I was a young boy in my village, I have done whats right. Brought up by only the poverty stricken townspeople of a desolate city in eastern Bulgaria, I grew up with little luxuries. Field mice provided nourishment for weeks at a time, and working in the mines was back braking. When the slave traders decided to shut down the mines and burn the village, I felt my calling. I rounded up a posse of my kinsmen and resisted the slavers. We took up arms together, used what we had at our disposal, and took back our land. In the final battle, I jumped on my motorbike and dashed after the lead trader, Trader Joe. Sword drawn, I jumped at him. He avoided me, and stabbed clean through my hand. I recovered, killed him, and saved the town. Had I the glory of your glove, I would not have sustained such a painstaking injury. That is why I am most deserving of your glove. I am a HERO.
Parker B.
Second Runner Up:
Quite simply, so I can get bitches. And as we all know, bitches love gold.
Brandon Z.
Third Runner Up:
The ride is all that
matters, some
may admire me for
slithering through traffic
or
wonder if i
have a deathwish
for being so exposed
to the elements...
i pay them no mind.
the ride, and the PasiĆ³n
for the lifestyle is all that
keeps me sane. knowing that
i can ride again the next day?
its the ICON in me that keeps
a goon grounded.
Ian H.
Thanks for all the great entries and keep an eye out for our next contest in January.
Shazbot!
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