Senoir Graphico

Thad is one tough Hombre. Back in the day he used to run the produce section with sharp tongue and even sharper blade. Get on his bad side and he would cut you three ways - long, deep, and continuously. Below is a photo of the bike and the girl he recently won in a cutthroat game of Jersey Holdem. Though Thad is not of Mexican descent he envies their headwear. Someday they'll commit his story to song, until then we can only hum a vague refrain.

 If looks could kill - consider yourself maimed

The raucous applause was emotionally satisfying, even for such a hardened killer