Back when Captain Jack Sparrow was still narc'ing on highscool kids there was the original showman pirate - Adam Ant. After pillaging the English countryside, Adam went on to hawk Honda Aero's. Scooters were a new thing for the American masses back in mid 80's. And though we're not big scooter fans, the Honda scooter lineup and associated marketing push were quite impressive. And Adam Ant is still incredibly cool.
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