Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Krazy Klown Kaption Kontest

Time to give away another Icon helmet! Up for grabs this time is the brand new Alliance Krazy Klown helmet. All you need to do to win this head turning lid is to provide us with a caption for the below photo. Leave your witty reprise in the comments section of this post. We will pick a winner in a couple weeks. See site for official rules and regulations



Give us your best caption - winner gets a new Krazy Klown Alliance!

88 comments:

  1. Wait'll they get a load of these....

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  2. Starting your period in public is never funny. Unless...

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  3. the upcoming new "SAW" movie.

    "SAW 2012: the Final HAPPY MEAL"
    starring: Ronald McDonald as himself

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  5. Wow... Weasels really DO pop!

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  6. That's the last time someone calls me Bozo.

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  7. Don't be a clown . Wear a helmet and murder it. Icon motorsports

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  8. Don't be a clown around town with no helmet, Be THE Klown with the Krazy helmet.
    Icon Moto

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  9. Gettting out of that tiny car is murder

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  10. Wow team Icon just split my wig!! Now I feel like a clown!

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  11. sorry dude i thought it only had water

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  12. This week on RideIcon.com: Do-it-yourself circumcisions and 99 other useful clown school tips and tricks

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  13. Don't clown around when it comes to safety, get crazy with the all new Krazy Klown Alliance Helmet from Icon motorsports.

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  14. Icon, always turning a frown upside down...

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  15. Icon, always turning a frown upside down hehehe :D

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  16. Laugh now. Die later. You Krazy son of Klown.

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  17. "Let's make that smile - BIGGER!!..."

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  18. reason # 42 why never to trust a Thai lady-boy

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  19. Loved by some...........feared by most.
    Icon

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  21. i just cant get behind these new krazy klown riding boots, though it is hella easy to drag a toe now.

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  22. As Klowny looked down at his ruined shoes, he realized that disposing of the body was going to be a little more complicated than he had planned.

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  23. Bozo is tryin' reeeaally hard for that "Survivor" patch, gotta replace these Super goofy 3 boots.....

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  25. Hey Guys - great comments so far, keep the captions coming - just try to avoid the really vulgar stuff. We don't like censoring comments but we need to keep it somewhat professional. Thanks.

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  26. Shit happens when you party with carny chicks.

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  27. Don't punch the squeeky nose.

    I should have worn a tampon.

    Dexter does birthday parties.

    You won't find the body if your kid punches Bozo in the squeaky nose.

    Bozo's lap got peed on for the last time.

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  28. wait!!! nobody move i lost my contact while eating this kid!

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  29. You can't spell slaughter with out laughter.

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  30. "THAT'S what I called a Killer Joke!!"

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  31. "Eenie meenie miney moe... Captain Spaulding sez HELLO!!!!"

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  32. "Cannibals don´t eat clowns because they taste funny"

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  33. "Oops... Wow... Um.. Okay lets forget that ever happened kids, now who wants another balloon animal?"

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  34. Aw Harold, another one?...Quit clowning around and get back to work...

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  35. This will be the last time the DealerNews writer, Dennis Johnson, writes a derogatory blog post about ICON...

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  36. The third ring street circus is a rough place. Should've worn a helmet...Who's laughing now?

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  37. The Icon designers really get into their work... now put the knife D-O-W-N... yes, we like the new design.

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  38. I laughed so hard, blood came out of my nose

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  39. OK Kurt, Take off the Clown Suit and get back to work.....

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  40. Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to frekin' amuse you? How da hell am I funny? What da hell is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.....

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  41. Someone at Icon took offense to the new Dress Code sent by the Corporate Office that stated "stop dressing like clowns"...

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  42. Gives new meaning to Punching the Clown!

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  43. Don't look like a Clown, always wear a helmet. Never funny with out it.

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  44. casual fridays at the ICON offices were always a big hit, but there was one person that would always go too far...

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  45. i just wanted a damn icon sticker

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  46. I told you to stop klowning and and taking my icon stuff and I will stop beating your ass.

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  47. It washes the blood out of its hair or it gets the squirty flower again

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  48. Krazy Klown paints his new helmet with the blood of the non believers.

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  49. If you noticed the blood before the ICON label, you probably don't ride enough.

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  50. How Ronald McDonald got rid of Mayor McCheese

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  51. the only thing worse would be no helmet at all.

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  52. Never forget to invite the Krazy Klown to the party.....

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  53. Icon....no non believers can survive

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  54. I have my own angel wings to prove it!! Hahahahahahaha
    Metal god ur next!!!

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  55. ICON: putting the blood, sweat, and tears into a helmet so you don't have too... literally.

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  56. Ride among us and you will survive.

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  57. The "King's" entire life of criminal activity was in pursuit of this very moment, for he was finally going to be a "made" man......

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  58. Forget Coulrophobia... I think I have Hemophobia...

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  59. BREAKING NEWS: Researchers found a new disease called ICON: Incurable Caulrophobia Only at Night ... News stated that it's taking PDX by storm!! Studies shows that the following image is the most common to pop up when these people closes their eyes. BEWARE!

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  60. Even Jigsaw is afraid of the Krazy Klown.

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  61. We'll announce the winner on Friday the 17th right here in the comments section!

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  62. Looks like I should have bought that helmet...

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  63. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!!!! STUPID CAGER!!!!!!!

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  64. My lunch hour is almost over- guess I better head back to my cubicle at PU.

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  65. OJ, what the hell are you wearing?

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  66. Well i guess ill never sit down in front of jason brittons stoppie again

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  67. Attack of the Killer Klown from Slabtown!

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  68. That's the last time I attend a sausage fest.

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  69. It was just a nose bleed officer, I swear !

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  70. Thats the last time I tongue punch a fartbox !

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  71. Timmy was always different from the other kids, so they all picked on him and laughed at him. But who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?

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  72. Winner will be announced here tomorrow at 7:00 AM PST!

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  73. ....Speed Cretin was told to stop poking the Klown.......

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  74. Annnnnnd the winner is Ray!

    RAy said...
    How Ronald McDonald got rid of Mayor McCheese

    The words Mayor McCheese just make us laugh for some reason!

    Thanks for all the great entries guys.

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  75. congrats ray! damn, I was close with the "ronald mcdonald" idea. 2nd place???

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  76. spills and thrills, my circus just kills

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    I scream, you scream , we all scream for ICON dreams.....gheeeeeee

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  77. ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES, UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE

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