Apologies

Dear Mr. Lagerfeld, 

I sincerely apologize for questioning your design wisdom and artistic flair. I was remiss for casting stones anywhere near glass houses or in this case exposed breasts. For indeed, I have also dared to combine the forbidden fruit of helmets and bosom. And though you are canonized for your efforts, and I demonized, I still extend my heartfelt apologies for my insolence. Crossing boobs with lids is clearly an issue best left to more flamboyant soles than myself. 

Your humble servant in design, 

Kurt

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